7 more shows, and a joke

I've been holding back from sharing all of the gross stuff that happens while living on a tour bus with 17 other people.. but I just can't hold back any longer.

If you've ever been/lived on a tour bus you know the #1 rule of the road is NOTHING goes into the toilet except liquid. That's right, no toilet paper, no number 2, just pure number one, and the water that flushes it down. Even the rookies know by now (week 8) that this isn't a rule to be messed with. In fact, anyone caught breaking this rule is fined $250 by the driver for a cleaning fee, yikes!

Despite the fact that everybody on my bus knows this rule there was a little present inside the toilet yesterday afternoon looking up at me waiting to be flushed down. GROSS. At first I thought it was fake and I laughed.. until I got a little closer and realized this was no dud. After discussing with everyone on our bus we figured it had to be somebody from the tour playing a joke on us.. but who??! We have yet to figure this out, but the "joke" was removed via a gloved hand and is now calling the outdoors of Butte, Montana home.

Aren't you glad you wasted a couple minutes reading this story? Don't worry, I'll be updating this blog with a video recap shortly. :)